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Whitaker 

It is the act of bringing your crack dealer to your family’s thanksgiving dinner,;
Or
Making Whitey Bulger head of gaming in Los Vegas;
Or
Bringing a retarded girl you had sex with to your grandmother’s funeral and have her give the eulogy;
I put a Whitaker at the head of the justice department.
Whitaker by Lblanche November 9, 2018

whitaker 

A guy with an outrageously humongous penis. Can be seen from space by the naked eye.
Erik-"DUDE! Did you see that Tj boy?"
Chad-"OMFG YES! From that huge bulge in his pants you could tell her had one of those whitaker cocks."

whitaker 

A guy with an outrageously humongous penis. Can be seen from space by the naked eye.
Erik-"DUDE! Did you see that Tj boy?"
Chad-"OMFG YES! From that huge bulge in his pants you could tell her had one of those whitaker cocks."

Whitaker 

An annoying bitch, usually in the form of a school teacher.

Whom everyone secretly hates.
What a Whitaker! BITCH!
Whitaker by da school d00d May 20, 2009

whitaker 

a micro penis, almost to small to see with the naked eye.
sarah said anthony had a whitaker cock
whitaker by oneflymofo June 29, 2007

Whitaker 

(Verb): To make a fool of oneself in such a way as to induce laughter on both sides
During my deposition, I pulled a Whitaker and everyone laughed and laughed and laughed. Later I was sent to prison.
Whitaker by Neumahn February 8, 2019