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The squint-eyed face resulting from being shot with ejaculate in only one eye. This can be a result of either careless masturbation or malicious action on the part of a second party.
Things got a little out of hand last night and i shot myself in the eye. I had a Forrest Whitaker for about an hour.
by Mjolnir877 December 30, 2010

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