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To successfully become a true member of Saskatchewan. The official rank of a true Saskatchewan person. There are one of three ways to earn your wheat wings:

1. Go to Tim Hortons and order a hot chocolate in the summer

2. Go buy a slurpee in the middle of winter

3. Wear a bunnyhug and shorts outside in the summer
John earned his wheat wings this summer. He bought a Tim Hortons hot chocolate.

We're taking Jessica out to earn her wheat wings. She's going to go buy a slurpee in the winter.

Stacey earned her wheat wings by wearing her bunnyhug and shorts outside. She is now a true member of Saskatchewan.
Wheat Wings by George39015056 March 22, 2011
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.