Whaples 

To exhibit or possess poor hygeine skills.

My roommate hasn't showered in days; he's really pulling a Whaples!

Whaples by Master Definer June 11, 2006

freelance whales 

they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.

man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.

when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.

Freelance Whales = just sweet.

freelance whales by ihatemosquitoswhynoahwhy? July 24, 2010

Shave the Whales 

A phrase coined by Scott Adams and used as a cover of his book.

Dogbert reasons:

Whales are mammals...
All mammals have hair...

Shave the whales

Shave the Whales by Wize.Online August 10, 2008

Save the Whales Syndrome

The belief that your niche cause is of such vital importance to everyone in the world that it’s your mission to force it on as many people as possible.

Ya, I know, just another case of “Save the Whales Syndrome”.

Save the Whales Syndrome by johnp May 2, 2014

Whalestitute 

A girl who is large, and slut.

Vicky is such a whalestitute

Whalestitute by ckbrd July 13, 2012

Whales and Witches 

Fat and ugly people

Person #1- Any hot girls at the club?

Person #2- Nope...Just a bunch of Whales and Witches

Whales and Witches by Spitairatyew November 20, 2011

Tagging Whales 

The act of having sex with fat chicks.
Contrary to rule number one.

Joe was so drunk this weekend that he didn't remember tagging whales.

Tagging Whales by Joe the Clown Hater October 13, 2009