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The act of whale poaching is when one (usually a straight male) goes to wheel one of the fattest girls that they know that probably has Heppatitis A, B, C and even others that havn't been discovered yet. This practice is only ever done under irony to make the poacher's friends laugh.
Charlie: Hey there's Victoria N, who wants to go Whale Poaching.

Tommy: I guess I'll do it, hopefully I don't contract Heppatitis B!
by AllahuSnackbarr August 23, 2016
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A term, used to describe the act of going to a club/bar/rave, and instantly making out with one of the ugliest and drunkest girls there
Last night Carl was whale poaching this one fat ugly chick!
by Darkhaven January 25, 2011
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