Whaff

(v.) The act of fanning putrid smells/fumes towards an unsuspecting individuals nostrils. This action is typically performed in the presence of spouses or significant others.

Damnit baby.... don't whaff the dogs fart this way!! Whats wrong with you?

Whaff by Confuscious of English January 18, 2009

Goose Waffle 

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.

"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."

Goose Waffle by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012

The Westford Waffle Sandwich 

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.

Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

The Westford Waffle Sandwich by definition_daddy👅💦 February 4, 2017

Cheeky Dick Waffle 

A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.

Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.

Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?

Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!

Dandyman: Like discount pichi.

Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!

Cheeky Dick Waffle by Leyulf September 30, 2013

Waffle-Hop 

The act of moving from Waffle House to Waffle House over the course of a night. Similar to bar hopping, but with Waffle House.

Hey, lets go to Houston and Waffle-Hop instead of getting a hotel.

Waffle-Hop by waffleloverwafflelover March 20, 2023

WAFFLE-O 

We Are Friends, Friends Love Each Other

I wanted it to be WAFFLE but then I found out that "each other" is two words so now it's WAFFLE-O

WAFFLE-O by PhreneticReaper June 18, 2014

Waffle Party 

A merry communal affair involving masks, dancing, and a hearty serving of waffles, the way Kier always intended.

Last night's waffle party has left this room smelling like 19th century ass.

Waffle Party by Smug Motherfucker May 13, 2022