wet willie 

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own saliva, and inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

I pinned Julie to the ground and gave her a wet willie.

wet willie by stamm August 31, 2003

Wet William Sr. 

The act of taking one's tongue and inserting it into another's said ear.

Charles: Oh shit, my ear still feels wet.
Jose: Told you not to mess with me, homez.
Charles: Fuckin' wet willy sr.
Jose: It's the goddamn muthafucking Wet William Sr., bitch! Bliggity bl-ow!

Wet William Sr. by Sabreenza September 20, 2010

feline wet willie 

when your cat wakes you by jamming their wet nose in your ear while purring.

Pardon my yawning. Fluffy woke me at 2am with a feline wet willie.

feline wet willie by chargerjim March 13, 2010

russian wet willie 

When someone nuts in your ear

I will russian wet willie in your ear

russian wet willie by snatchmanAZ December 29, 2009

poo stank wet willie

when you put ya finger in ya booty, spit on it to make it moist and stick it in someones ear.

This nigga was talkin shit so when he fell asleep i gave him a poo stank wet willie.

poo stank wet willie by Chunky2425 January 8, 2009

Candian Wet Willie 

When a woman gives fellatio to a man who's penis is covered in maple syrup

Boy 1: Dude, Bridgett just gave Joe a Candian Wet Willie!
Boy 2: Man, I wish I was as lucky as Joe.

Candian Wet Willie by Tom_V October 31, 2012

wet willie 

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

wet willie by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023