A crazy little town with some great perks...if you are in desperate need of drugs etc.. This small town is overrun by idiots/ignorant people/dopers.Here in WeWa, we who have lived here our whole lives often assume that everyone does indeed smoke pot. We also seem to think that, being shot at a playground by some fifth-grader with a BB gun is perfectly normal. Women and kids alike wear clothing many sizes too small, men just drop their jeans to about the knees and say things like "yo" and "dawgg" in a manor unsuitable for white people. There are a few select nicer neighborhoods, they're usually buried in backroads and the occasional patch of rotted trees and diseased grass. The rich in West Warwick are considered those who own their own homes and have more than one off the new lot car.
A usual West Warwick conversation consists of:
WeWa Citizen 1: Yo dawgg u gotz sum weed?
WeWa Citizen 2: Yea boi, I gotz madd gud shyt, I got fuckin headies and fuckin yea man...
West Warwick ...home of the burn-outs. Here in the "West Side," we're over populated by white kids that think they're black and obese women that walk the streets of Artic barefoot with their tits hanging out. About 9% of people own their own homes. The weed is mainly shitty and overpriced and if you by some from drug-lord wannabe at the high school, you're guaranteed to be charged $25 for a gram of "dro"(a bud and a big ass stem of shwag in a little dime bag.) There's absolutely nothing to do here but drugs and steal shit from the Habeeb Marts spread throughout the town.
"Yeah fuckin there's nothin to fuckin do in West Warwick."
"Yo, let's go smoke a joint with Brandi and Stephanie."
shit. every one has that im better than you attitude and think their all tough but their allpretty much a bunch of pussys who try to be gangsta and all the white people think their black.
typical conversation in West Warwick: Yo! I'll bang you!
The town of West Warwick is found dead center of Rhode Island, east of Coventry, south of Cranston. In the town of West Warwick you have wiggers, niggers, wannabees, and potheads; but mostly potheads. Everyone smokes weed, if they don't right now, they will. Everyone knows someone, and someone knows just about everyone. Couple snitches, but nothing to worry about.
About every other block has some kind of "low income housing", such as The Elms or Echo Valley, where most of the crackheads and low lives live and most likely die. Cops frequent these housing complexes on an average of 10 times a day. On the positive side, I've never heard any gun shots and I've been living here for 23 years.
The cops are corrupt, they smoke as much weed as the rest of us. They love to bust your balls about anything and everything. It's all about the quota.
In West Warwick, you can find pretty much everything; douchebags, fat bitches, drugs, dumbasses, and the occasional richy bitch.
It takes 5 West Warwick cops, 2 Warwick cops, 2 W.W. bike cops, and 2 Coventry cops to pull over a car full of teenagers that obviously pulled a "kidnapping" prank.
Here in this town known as west warwick, wewa, west warwack, west weezy, ETC. We're over populated by drunks, drugies, child molesters, criminals, you name it & chances are one of those listed above are your next door neighbor. You can't walk down the road for 5 minutes without some hoodlum screaming something or beeping at you, especially the 45 year old guys down here breaking their neck to check you out, & the skanks trying to call you a skank as you walk down the street. You hate drama? Don't live in this town, it's full of it. Town of mad haters, snitches, and bitches. The kids down here try acting hard, when really theyre just as pussy. Don't get me wrong there are some bangin parties, but chances are them parties will be getting busted.
Person 1 : Yo niigga, why you be all up on ma shit bro fo reel dawg, back the fuck off ma shit playa.
person2: son yo, i will cut yo pussy ass, ya wanna start nigga !?!
person 1: yo lets go! rite now, me u on the bike path i'll fucking woop ya head and leave yo ass fo' dead nigggga.
person 2 : aight yo, we'll see .
crowd: west warwick bike path has the pussiest fights, let's dip before the cops get here.
Commonly known as Wack Warwick, or W Squared. Small town in central Rhode Island with an inner city appearance. Overrun by crackheads, wanksters, wiggers, and most of all--haters. Being a resident in the town of West Warwick means you are exposed to the most haters in a small area you will ever see. More often than not, these haters are also people that think that they are better, or as good as everyone else. Which again more often than not is not true considering they are douchebags. Another defining characteristic of the West Warwickian Hating Douchebag is their amazing ability to try to make everyone feel bad for them, by making their personal problems public. Extremely ugly and vandalized, the town itself is also about as attractive as what you find in the toilet the night after Mexican food for lunch. Don't ever go there, ever.
West Warwickian Hating Douchebag (Mind you this is a caucasian) - "Yo dawg you's a asswhipe, but fo' real yo my moms is like kickin me out my hizzle fo' real. Ayyo can I move in yo' hizzle biatch?"
Town Itself - Your house, with two cardboard windows, three crackheads living next door, and 3-4 wiggers that live on your street that have horrible systems and love to blast them in front of your house, driving by 150-7000 times a day.