Welsh cake

To be the greatest friend in the world. Usually welsh, male and aesthetically pleasing.

'I love that Callum, welsh cake I do'

by bickyyyyy July 28, 2009

Welsh cake

A turd eaten of the back of someone else's hand.

See that Charlotte Church? She looks hungry for a Welsh Cake she does.

Yaki-Da!

by k.Skid February 2, 2010

welsh cake

Traditional food from Wales. Used to be cooked and given to miners before they went down the pits. Traditionally cooked on St.Davids Day. Baked on a griddle, made of flour, eggs, sugar, butter/lard and raisins/currents. Delicious.

Girl: My Mam makes the best welsh cakes.

by x0Thursday February 6, 2009

welsh cake

A smelly deposit left by a Welsh bloke in the office toilet.

To To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.

I wouldn't go in the 2nd floor bogs just yet Mike - I think Seimon has baked a welsh cake.

by Judster October 15, 2004

bake a welsh cake

To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.

Can I borrow that magazine for 20 mins Trev? I've got a nearly-baked welsh cake to get out.

by Judster October 16, 2004

chilli welsh cake

When one sticks his penis into a Welsh woman anus then sticks it up a sheeps nostril then let the sheep shit on your penis and get Tom Jones to lick it

Oh my😋 Mr Jones is so chilli Welsh cake

by Welsh cheese March 24, 2015