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welsh cake 

Traditional food from Wales. Used to be cooked and given to miners before they went down the pits. Traditionally cooked on St.Davids Day. Baked on a griddle, made of flour, eggs, sugar, butter/lard and raisins/currents. Delicious.
Girl: My Mam makes the best welsh cakes.
welsh cake by x0Thursday February 6, 2009

welsh cake 

A smelly deposit left by a Welsh bloke in the office toilet.

To To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.
I wouldn't go in the 2nd floor bogs just yet Mike - I think Seimon has baked a welsh cake.
welsh cake by Judster October 15, 2004

Welsh cake 

A turd eaten of the back of someone else's hand.
See that Charlotte Church? She looks hungry for a Welsh Cake she does.

Yaki-Da!
Welsh cake by k.Skid February 2, 2010

bake a welsh cake 

To curl one up, drop the kids off or lay cable is also to "Bake a Welsh Cake".

It ALWAYS takes 20 minutes or more to bake a welsh cake.
Can I borrow that magazine for 20 mins Trev? I've got a nearly-baked welsh cake to get out.
bake a welsh cake by Judster October 16, 2004

chilli welsh cake 

When one sticks his penis into a Welsh woman anus then sticks it up a sheeps nostril then let the sheep shit on your penis and get Tom Jones to lick it
Oh my😋 Mr Jones is so chilli Welsh cake
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026