Wellington has some of the coolest graffiti in the world due to its political nature.
Lots of hills, good for keeping pedestrians fit.
Female 2: What? No titty or ass grabbing, whatsoever?
Female 1: Nope, just a straight Wellington.
Taken off the natives by enterprising Europeans in the seventeenth century, Wellington was rapidly developed into a pasture for sheep.
Rugby is played a bit but the terrain isn't really favourable and the people are more likely to follow lawn bowling or rounders.
Without the first-class rugby.