A slang term for any food that should be soft and delicious, but is instead hard and terrible.
Man, I ordered a steak medium rare, but I got a brick wellington instead.
by GuapJosh January 3, 2013
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The Wellington Surprise is a nickname used to describe a penis that seems traditional at first, then scares the living shit out of you with its enormousness and destructive power!
after 20 minutes of seemingly boring, traditional sex, the wellington surprise made a surprising. sudden appearance that blew my mind!!!
by nightmeh April 3, 2011
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Jumping into or through something dangerous to escape a situation.
Walking down the street when I saw my ex, pulled a korean wellington and jumped into an open man hole.
by PeenWeinerstein December 3, 2018
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1. British slang for engaging in entercourse without he use of a condom.

2. Unprotected sex
Last night my new girl friend and I finally went all the way! I got all up in her with out a Wellington! Felt everything!
by MC Busta November 2, 2016
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Real beef wellington is a dish that involves meat wrapped up in bread dough and baked. Therefore, "beef wellington" is here defined as when a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman who is currently suffering a yeast infection.
The two lovers had so much beef wellington that night that she, he, and the bedspread had to use Monistat the next day.
by Papa Ray March 7, 2012
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The act of regurgitating beef wellington into a british whore's vagina when something particularly drule is said.
After a supple continental breakfast and some shrimp on the barbey, I put on my knickers and gave meredith a well deserved Wellington Chortle; Spot on, she said.
by BES the best July 18, 2006
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When a British man fucks a hot dog bun but it feels morally wrong
That beef wellington really messed him up, he has to go to therapy.
by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022
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