Welf 

to reach your climax, to release your semen, to cum, to release your sperm, to spray your man juice

I am going to welf on your face.
I am going to share my welf with your mouth.
Tell me when you are going to welf.
Stop welfing on me.

Welf by shinanygans13 August 7, 2009

welf 

A person who relies solely on Welfare and is too lazy to go out and get a job. Someone who abuses the Welfare system.

Her sister's a complete welf. She just sits at home all day and smokes her bong.

welf by le rectificateur June 28, 2009

welf 

something that sucks, or is cheap

see wordwelfareword

"That's welf"

welf by the sanity assassin May 24, 2003

Welf 

W.E.L.F = Whiny Emo Livejournal Faggot.

Used for people who have online diary/blog things, and post in them.

Ha ha ha, you've got a Livejournal you WELF.

Welf by cool_penguin_0 September 15, 2004

Welf 

noun; A witch-elf like person who is not short but funsized. Often have red hair or ginger. Tend to make friends with the lunchladies at school.

She was straight up welfin'

Damn look at that sexy piece of welf

That welf was gigglin' up a storm

That welf has a hot ass booty

Smell her welfin' from a mile away

Welf by RACHELBENNY0160 June 10, 2011

Welf 

Verb. To run naked through a department store in a crazed panic.

After losing all his clothes in strip poker, Bill welfed, desperately trying to find a towel.

Welf by Unknown June 11, 2006

Welf-a-ghetti 

A play on words used to indicate the connection of Welfare people and Alphaghetti the popular canned food.

Ralph "Hey Timmy what did you get for lunch?"
Timmy "Alphaghetti"
Ralph "More like Welf-a-ghetti"

Welf-a-ghetti by exspence November 22, 2006