cool_penguin_0's definitions

nail clippers

What you (may or may not) use to clip your nails.

Hey, pass me them damn nail clippers, My toenails are bloody huge!

by cool_penguin_0 January 28, 2005

continuum transfunctioner

A device whose mystery is only exceeded by its power.

Do you have, the continuum transfunctioner?

by cool_penguin_0 July 28, 2004

reservoir dogs

Quentin Tarantino's "First" film, about a botched Bank heist.
Includes the (in)famous ear torture scene.

Reservoir Dogs?
"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to right, here I am stuck in the middle with you"

by cool_penguin_0 August 20, 2004

phantom poo

When you have a poo, you feel it come out, but when you go to flush the toilet, (and of course examine your "modern art") there's no shit there!

Woah, so freaky. I just had a phantom poo!

by cool_penguin_0 February 6, 2005

zing

The new term for owned, said after saying something witty to someone in an insulting manner.

Person 1: So, what'd you do last night?
Person 2: Your Mum.....ZING.

(although you usually have to say somethign funnier than this example)

by cool_penguin_0 June 19, 2004

Weebl & Bob

The coolest Flash series to ever hit the Intraweb! Weebl & Bob love pie.

Learn about these fascinating creatures and their habits at weebl.jolt.co.uk

Hey, who rocks? Weebl & Bob? Damn Straight!

by cool_penguin_0 June 16, 2004

Gunningsoul

A wannabe ninja. Ninjas are uber cool, and Gunningsoul is just "cool", being an "uber" away from uber-coolness.

He likes the film Shaun of the Dead though, which is lovely.

Gunningsoul doesn't know the art of the ninja.

by cool_penguin_0 January 28, 2005