Deep love for emojis. Has tiny fleet compared to my ship. Likes grapes....ALOT.

I mean seriously, it's in his damn name. FUCKING WELCH.

Pineapple loverboy.
Person 1: I heard that guy has a real kink for pineapples.
Person 2: Oh, you mean Joshua Welch?
by Pineapples29 June 24, 2016
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Awesome at everything.Fucking hilarious.has a huge penis.nice hair really nice.short and skinny.good at all sports.good with electronics.likes camping and has lots of friend's.shares a lot and has asthma and he doesn't take shit.the most bandanas person you'll ever meet.

Your lucky if you have a Tyson Welch In your life.
Wow he he's a huge penis like a Tyson Welch
by HungryHippo April 24, 2015
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Weighs ALOT
Weighs to much

Are a Mc Donald’s Big Mac Pack
A Hudson Welch is Someone who eats too much
by Okayyy481 May 29, 2021
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an crazy,weird,cute,fun, and a little insane person. She’s a girl who’s lazy yet athletic when wants to be. Boyish yet loves self care and hygiene. She really crazy , and cool once you get to know her.
Yo! is that Blaise Welch! she’s so cool.
Ŵêłł î hêârd šhêš îńšâńê!
Ya but it’s kinda cute..
by Basicallyaperson June 4, 2019
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The act of eating grapes out of your sexual partners asshole.
“Yo did you hear about John, he gave Suzy a Welch’s Sundae and got it on video”

Nah man that’s nasty”
by friedrice the nasty guy March 2, 2023
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A Bobby Welch is someone that one likes for an extended and indefinite period of time even though the possibility of being together is almost entirely improbable. Every person has one, the one person they will always have feelings for and that always makes them smile when they see said Bobby Welch no matter what else is going on.
“She has been in love with him since sophomore year, but they were never even a thing and he has a girlfriend, he must be her Bobby Welch.”
by Dacowsanddatacobell November 7, 2018
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A science lab with a complex ventilation system used to keep child prisoners
Has anyone seen Sara since she went into the Welch lab?
by BooonkGang May 10, 2021
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