A person that thinks they are very cool but they are not.
by booksofwords November 14, 2019
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.The sexual act of never having a sexual act
Its named after the famous band weezer that their fans are known for never having sex
Friend 1: yo man I've done the weezer this weekend

?Friend 2: so dry weekend again
Friend 1:yea
Friend 2: i worry about you sometimes
by Shrek is my daddy May 2, 2021
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Someone that is trying to act cool but really is not
1) person 1: I really don’t like him he’s always chatting shit about everyone

person 2: He’s just a weezer, thinks it’ll make him popular or something

2) person 1: I saw that kid at the skate park yesterday, he’s always going on about how much better at skating than everyone else but he was pretty shit.

person 2: Yeah I know him, what a weezer!
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1. Nerds in consert
2. The best band ever
3. Nerd rock
4. Nerd/dork Utopia
I went to a weezer consert and bowed-down to the nerd gods.
by Andrew March 8, 2005
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When you turn a screenshot of someone and turn it into a Weezer album cover.
Adam: *sends pic of him in a blue shirt*

“Hey look at my new shirt i bought.”

Adam’s boyfriend: *screenshots, weezers Adam, and sends picture back*

“Yo you just got weezered!”
by I'mWeirderThenYouThink June 7, 2021
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an alternative rock band, who debuted with their self-titled album, commonly referred to as the blue album, in 1994. their next album, pinkerton, was at first rejected by many, and the ever fickle Rolling Stone named it the worst album of 1996. they later apologized, and the album is now praised by many as being one of the best albums of the last twenty years. weezer, under the leadership of Rivers Cuomo is known for their brilliant ability to write music. they would later release two more albums, the green album, and maladroit. both failed to live up to the name of their predecessors. they recently released another album, make believe, on may 10, 2005.
by hit the lights July 31, 2005
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