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Weed friend

Friend(s) that only hang out with you to split the bill on the cannabis your buying. Then they leave after buying or smoking.
A weed friend is not a real friend, more an associate, and probably cares little about you. If it's not on the topic of money or drugs he won't be interested in anything you have to say.
Try to find better friends.
Ex: My weed friend, Oscar, only hangs out with me if I have 5 down on it.
Weed friend by DomeSyndrome August 26, 2013
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Weed Only Friend 

The type of friend that will only hang out with you, if you provide marijuana. Usually will make some lame excuse not to hang out if marijuana won't be present.
You: Dude want to hang out this Saturday?
Weed Only Friend: Yeah I don't have plans man, you got any weed?
You: No and my mom is going to be home.
Weed Only Friend: Oh shit, I just remembered I have a doctor's appointment that night.

weed fiend 

One who scams, tabs, bums or in some severe cases thieves another persons ganja and/or finds persuasive tactics to make the smoking of the herb more pleasurable to his/herself by diminishing the enjoyment of fellow marijuana smokers, or by denying any buds to spare to there always generous buddies who are really croking for a toking.
Examples:
1.You don't have a bud to spare do you? I smoked all mine.
2.Listen man, your going to have to keep the bowl brewing for me, my hands are to cold.
3.Thanks for smoking me up man, ill pay you later, i need my five bucks to get a half.
4.Come on man, i coughed, that doesn't count as a puff.
5.Oh sorry dude, i thought you said five puff pass.
6.Thanks for lending me your pipe bro, i cleaned all the rezzin out for you.
7.Sorry man i have to nip this joint, i need some for when i get home.
8.I smoke up with a weed fiend and didn't get high :(

weed fiend 

Someone who is so addicted to weed, they steal your money and scam you to support their addiction and never match with you.
"You trying to match with Jessie at the park?"

me: "Nah, Jessie is a weed fiend."
weed fiend by qqki June 23, 2020

Weed Fiend 

Someone who fiends for weed
i.e. Will Ennis is a Weed Fiend
Weed Fiend by tombell24 June 5, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026