makes you feel like floating
makes you superrr hungry
makes everything funnyyyy
makes you pretty sleepy(only when you come down)
makes sex feel fuckin AMAZING
can be smoked or eaten if baked into cakes or brownies
im so down to smoke some weed
Best thing you can ever smoke.
-Tastes, smells & is heaven.
Get some weed, we'll meet up tonight.
the only thing that can get you away from this fucked up planet(if only for a few hours) without ruining your life. it has been proven to be less addictive than chewing gum, and you would have to smoke four joints to do as much damage to your lungs as one cigarette. drinking is much worse for you and people do it there entire lives and are perfectly fine. it has never killed one person in the history of the earth, and unlike alcohol it makes you so damn lazy that you won't even want to get your keys and drive. NOT TO MENTION ITS THE MOST ENJOYABLE EXPERIANCE ANYONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!!! WEED IS FUCKING AMAZING AND THERE IS NO REASON FOR IT TO BE ILLEGAL!!!!
fuck the government, lets get high!!! =] I <3 WEED
The flower of a cannabis plant that contains THC, tetrahydrocannabinol, and CBD, cannabinoids.
From my own experience:
1) Slows down everything
2) Makes you hungry
3) Makes everything funny =)
4) Makes you relaxed
5) Makes you lazy as fuck.
6) Saps your motivation from you for a couple days. (The only negative thing about bud)
7) Makes you say shit that you wouldn't normally say.
8) Not addictive unless you make yourself mentally dependent on it. ex. You smoke everytime you are sad... so next time you are sad and don't have any ganja, you will be sad.
9) Clears your mind and lets you see things in a different perspective. Helps you escape your mental prison.
There are 2 different strains of cannabis: Indica and Sativa
Indica gives you that drowzy, relaxed, "chilled the fuck out" feeling.
Sativa makes you more energetic and hyper.
Some bud can be both Indica and Sativa.
Indica is usually grown inside because the plant is smaller than a Sativa plant.
Don't believe that D.A.R.E. shit or any anti-drug program. They mix in shit like, "It's addictive and can ruin your life," with bud. This is totally not true.
Can be used to make handy brownies that get you fucked up on the go.
Can be put in a tea bag to make a warm cup of happy.
Where the weed at? In my system.
2. Holy plant of the rastafarians, a plant containing the mind-altering chemical Tetrahydrocannabinol (I sure hope I spelled that right) or THC for short. This plant is pretty much the most commonly used illegal drug in the United States, probably because of it's availability and LACK OF SERIOUS NEGATIVE SIDE EFFECTS. In recent years, marijuana has been increasingly made into a scapegoat by politicians and media alike, by being depicted as a killer drug that turns your brain to mush, and causes you to shoot your friends and run over little girls on tricycles. This, my friends, is bullshit. Weed doesnt kill people. Fools who do not know how to handle their shit whilst blazed kill people. And to people that say that every person that smokes weed can't "face reality", and that weed ruined their lives, all I can say is that you didnt fuck up your life because you smoked weed. You were just a pussy to begin with, and weed only enhanced your pussyness by giving you an excuse to buy into the downward spiral that became your miserable life.
Weak-minded Fool: OMGFZZZ dont smoke teh weed one hit will give you mouth and lung and brain cancer1111
Non-Weak-Minded Person: Shut up dumbass
1) Sweet sweet Cheeba.
2) The best plant on God's green Earth.
3)The drug all other drugs want to be.
4) The inspiration for such great entertainment as Half Baked
, The Aqua Teen Hunger Force
, Cypress Hill's music, Rastafarianism, Cheech and Chong, and the Gettysburgh Address.
Does the Crocadile Hunter smoke weed?
this awesome plant that god gave us that gets you real fucked up and makes almost any situation a good time
yo how much for 1/4 oz of your finest buds?
yeah i am charging $80.00 for this hydro weed