When you chain a deer to a pole, shoot it, and then proceed to place your chode inside of it
I was at my farm the other day and did the Michael Weaver
by C Man 44 November 11, 2017
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The Arch Nemesis of the team Im/Ryan. I loss against Canna/Weaver simply cannot be tolerated.
Aw man, I don't wanna hit Canna/Weaver
by tom_tom_ryan March 6, 2023
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WeaVer is used to refer to someone who is a fucking piece of shit and os indescribable with any sentence or word other than WeaVer.
you see the news today? that guy was a total WeaVer.
by Angry_MotherFucker August 17, 2023
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Weaver: Someone who throws like a sissy or performs badly in the clutch in baseball. Also, a slang term for poop.
Man, That dude throws like a weaver.

Check out this giant weaver I took in the toilet.
by Dex2518 April 20, 2018
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The act of driving erratically and under the speed limit on the freeway
My grandfather got pulled over for weavering while driving on the New Jersey turnpike.
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An aggressive driver who cuts in on the freeway by passing on the right at excessive speed, when there is not even enough room for a synapse. (not gender specific)
That blasted weaver beaver ran me into the emergency lane! Can't anyone wait their turn in line anymore?
by The Reptiles and I May 19, 2023
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To be a "Vicky Weaver" is to have no chance against the federal and state government.

Vicky Weaver was the wife of Randy Weaver at the Ruby Ridge standoff. The government had so much derogatory information that they were waging a genocide and a Christian fundamentalist/white supremacist takeover of the government. When they said "I'm a real Christian!" one too many times, the government made a preemptive strike.
Those antigovernment militias are so obvious! They're definitely gonna end up like Vicky Weaver. They need to be more secretive !

Fed 1: Let's give those little anti-gov punks a case of Vicky Weaver brains.
Fed 2: rotflmao
Fed 3: Vicky weaver brains! You're killing me! Hahahahahaha!
Fed 4: Vicky weaver brains it is, then. Just what the doctor ordered.
by Joey2dope July 17, 2023
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