When something is uncomfortable or awkward, and you want to avoid it, or change the subject.
Someone says:
How did your date last night go?
You say:
"I'm not wearing those pants."
by nicole szanto February 3, 2007
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A lame pick-up line; lost-in-translation.
Playa--"I deed exactly what you tol' me to do, coach. I toook her to deener. I got her teepsy. Theen I tol' her 'I want to wear your pants'...she just loooked at mee like I'm crazy!!!

Coach--I told you to say: I want to GET IN your pants; not WEAR your pants...dumbass!!!
by YAWA January 8, 2018
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Doing something well.

Could be used when talking about anything from pwning at a video game to outmanuvering an opponent in a basketball game.
"Did you see how badly Joe beat Levi?"

"Yeah, he's totally wearing the cool pants this round."
by Y.A.P. May 6, 2008
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After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.
by weave November 4, 2003
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The last thursday in March developed in the early 2nd century BC by celtic traditions. Annually, observers forsake their traditional shorts and skirts for pants in honor of this holy day. To not observe this holiday is to flip god off.
by fastrun97 March 26, 2015
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A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pants is futile.
Man, I just had a "Why am I wearing pants?" moment: Edward Norton's character didn't have a name for the whole movie!
by Sean92 April 30, 2009
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a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"

b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.

c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.

d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.
by Sexydimma April 17, 2014
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