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A guy, probably the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He will sweep you off your feet from day one, surprise you, love you and treasure you. He will treat you like a princess and respect you, wait for you and make you feel like you can trust him until the end of your days. He will call you beautiful everyday until you start to believe it yourself, carry you through every problem, and be that shoulder to lean on whenever you need him.

Just seeing him makes you smile, his laugh makes your heart melt and his eyes are the most beautiful things you have ever seen.

Also, he smells like fucking jesus.
Person A: Hey, you are such a Wayne.
Person B: Thank you for the compliment. ;)
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in german, the word sounds like the pronoun "wen". often used to express a lack of interest.
"wayne interessierts?" (who cares?)
by danse May 28, 2004
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Best known for his amazing heart and large cock. He is a great lover and partner. He is fire in bed. He is powerful in every way possible. He listens and treats his women like princesses.
a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.

He is very charming and can be a great family man. Girls feel protected when they are with him. He is compassionate and committed to anything and everything.He can be a sexual predator at times but afterwards you will always want more of that wayner.
wayne, wayner
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Wayne is a loving husband, friend and father. He is generous, handsome and a great kisser. Loves to play and keep things fresh and fun. He loves his family and life. Wayne is full of surprises and keeps you on your toes. He is a GREAT fisherman and loves the outdoors.
Without Wayne in my life i'd be lost.
by 1Cowgirl February 03, 2010
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It's like when they are too cool for a name or words, so they are called waynes, it's the only sensible name for something soo super cool
"Oh, hes such a waynes alberto soy"
by Mr.Ching June 14, 2009
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a male, commonly mistaken as being black when in reality is most likely asian. he is still a beast at basketball though. he has a good sense of style, and smells like heaven. his music ranges from alternative to indie rock, and he loves romantic comedies. he is ridiculously cute, attractive, swole, intelligent, and cool, yet he refuses to take any such compliments. he believes he's a hopeless romantic, but he's still in school. what he doesn't realize is that when he gets out into the world, he will be turning girls away in the masses. wayne is not one to be blown off or forgotten. he is good with words, and knows how to appreciate sentimental moments, despite the fact that he isn't as ghetto as he would like to be. he knows all the words to She Will Be Loved by Maroon 5, and if played, he can most likely be caught singing to it.

whoever he asks
- on a date
- to prom
- to marry him
will be the luckiest girl on earth.

DO NOT break his heart.
1)

girl: i'm going to the movies with wayne.

mom: is wayne black?

girl: no mom. he's actually asian..

mom: oh. okay. i guess that's alright.

2)

girl 1: wayne smelled UHMAZING today.

girl 2: did you hug him?

girl 1: no i could still smell him though.

3)

wayne: i can't give you that. no one can..

girl: stop quoting 500 Days of Summer!!!

4)

girl: boiiii you swole!!

wayne: i am not swole! >:(

girl: yeaa you be so jacked.

wayne: haha. but forrl. you're probably stronger than me.

5)

girl 1: you know wayne?

girl 2: yeah.. *smirks at the thought of knowing him
by SoulSister February 24, 2010
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The most incredible man you will ever meet a loyal sweet guy usually tall and lanky. Loves star wars and xbox. The cute nerdy guy next door that always steals your heart and treats you the best in the end.
Wayne is so awesome.
by specificallyyours February 02, 2010
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