An individual who proposes the earth is a flat plane surrounded by an icy pizza crust and makes wild claims that objects fall or float due to their density only.
A gravity denier who beats off into a Henry vacuum cleaner and considers that scientific method.
A flat earther who cannot research and / or doesn't wash. A keyboard warrior for those who are still asleep.
An unscientific and unimaginative attention seeker who proves the earth is a globe yet denies the evidence in order to make money off other people's good nature.
A predator and a charlatan. An unremarkable Level 1 Pandarian Monk from Azeroth.
A gravity denier who beats off into a Henry vacuum cleaner and considers that scientific method.
A flat earther who cannot research and / or doesn't wash. A keyboard warrior for those who are still asleep.
An unscientific and unimaginative attention seeker who proves the earth is a globe yet denies the evidence in order to make money off other people's good nature.
A predator and a charlatan. An unremarkable Level 1 Pandarian Monk from Azeroth.
Person A: "Got a vacuum cleaner handy?"
Person B: "Don't be a sleeping warrior."
Person A: "So i told the idiot Mt Rainer should tower over Mt St Helen at the height illustrated in that photograph, but he got the height wrong"
Person B: "The height was referring to the side peak of Mt St Helens, not the summit"
Person A: "The photograph is fake then"
Person B: "Don't be a sleeping warrior."
Person A: "So i told the idiot Mt Rainer should tower over Mt St Helen at the height illustrated in that photograph, but he got the height wrong"
Person B: "The height was referring to the side peak of Mt St Helens, not the summit"
Person A: "The photograph is fake then"
by theboobox October 21, 2019
A pejorative term for someone who tries too hard to aggressively assert their coolness, their detachment, their apathy. Someone who is happy to point out the hopelessness of problems, and unwilling to put work into fixing them.
"Who cares? Everyone has known this forever. There is nothing we can do."
"Ooh, cool. You're a sunglasses-warrior. I'm so impressed with how jaded you are."
"Ooh, cool. You're a sunglasses-warrior. I'm so impressed with how jaded you are."
by SRSLY WRONG January 20, 2015
by Chav exposer April 10, 2016
Skante is a slang term for crystal meth. A skante warrior is a person who has evolved from over usage of crystal meth. They gain supernatural powers, akin to a vampire, except instead of blood, they need more skante. They can tell if someone is carrying skante on them and will attack them on sight. In the more evolved forms, they can harvest skante from other skante warrior's blood. They most basic skante warriors attack in packs, with the most evolved on being the leader
Man 1: What happened to Fred after the party? Man 2: Oh, he became a skante warrior. He looks like a alligator with all those scabs. Man 1: Hey, I kept some meth from the party. Wanna try it? Man 2: Bro, you crazy?!?!? Fred and his pack can smell that shit! Man 1: Oh shit, here he comes. Run bro!!! *gunshots and stabbing sounds*
by Notoriousbob February 17, 2013
a nyash warrior is a person, man or woman, on a journey to grant himself the biggest, baddest nyash in all the world. he will go high and low for the best nyash he can find, not faltering for the meady nyashes in between. he is truly a respectable, yet atrociously down bad man. if u see a nyash warrior, always wish him luck on his nyash journey
Geoffrey: did u know that John's a Nyash Warrior??? hes acc a madman yk
Adonis: stfu John's hunt for nyash is a respectable and valiant effort.
Adonis: stfu John's hunt for nyash is a respectable and valiant effort.
by bomboclaaticus May 2, 2022
Instilled in the heart of every true warrior is a determination to succeed in the face of adversity and the resilience to stand back up when we fall, for failure is just a lesson learned and does not define who we are, this is called a "warriors resolve".
Me: After everything Joe has been through this past year, he is still determined to succeed.
Friend: Joe has a "Warriors Resolve".
Friend: Joe has a "Warriors Resolve".
by H2O RIOTS January 17, 2019
by NunOfYourConcern March 17, 2023