It's a high school. Legit. The teachers and students are higher than the grades. The girls legs spread faster than the doors open at 2:18 at the end of the day. The guys treat the girls like a piece of meat, even if they aren't. A bunch of wanna be hick kids think they're cool for getting suspended for White Power Wednesday when half of them have fucked black girls. The sports aren't half bad, but softball and field hockey is our main shit. Leave it to us to win 4 games out of our regular season and make it to states on luck. But, overall, the administration's a joke. The principal is a Ginger and gets red highlights in her hair. She dresses up as a witch for Halloween, but is told it's not casually Friday. Welcome to Whiten Hills! Oops.. I meant Warren Hills!
by onegirlonehorsey November 21, 2013
Warren Hills is the lovely place were sluts and drug addicts reside. The school is divided into three groups. drugs addicts, sluts, and faggots who everyone hates. The teachers seem as if they got there teaching degrees at walmart. The old stadium is older then your grandparents grandparents. We are to poor to afford anything. The whole school is a complete joke
by every1fromhills December 10, 2010
Located in the middle of no where, Warren Hills High School is surrounded by schools that outperform them in all aspects of life. From academics, to athletics, Warren Hills is secondary is just about everything. On any given day, one can walk down the halls of the school and hear english, spanish, russian, and arabic spoken. The preppy kids dress primarily in Aeropostale and American Eagle, and just about everyone else is "trying to find themselves." Stuck securely in the middle to lower class, students at "Hills" have little motivation and drive in the classroom, which causes poor academic ratings for the school on a whole. In the athletic arena, Warren Hills athletes often pussy out in the biggest of moments and have no idea how to win.
Unfortunately, the towns that surround the school provide absolutely zero entertainment. Because of this, all the preppy kids drive to neighboring towns on the weekends for fun, while everyone else hangs around the schools landmark: Quick Check. Located less than a mile from the school, Quick Check represents the place where all the future townies hangout.
Once in a while, kids that attend Warren Hills do well. There are some very good students, and good athletes who go on to prestigious universities, or to the NCAA. These students, and their friends generally have fond memories of their time at Hills, even though they will admit it is a fairly dull place to grow-up. Everyone else, is too naive to realize the dump that they come from.
Unfortunately, the towns that surround the school provide absolutely zero entertainment. Because of this, all the preppy kids drive to neighboring towns on the weekends for fun, while everyone else hangs around the schools landmark: Quick Check. Located less than a mile from the school, Quick Check represents the place where all the future townies hangout.
Once in a while, kids that attend Warren Hills do well. There are some very good students, and good athletes who go on to prestigious universities, or to the NCAA. These students, and their friends generally have fond memories of their time at Hills, even though they will admit it is a fairly dull place to grow-up. Everyone else, is too naive to realize the dump that they come from.
During a basketball game against a rival school several years ago, students from the opposing team's student section chanted "stick to bowling" while they were blowing Warren Hills out in the 4th quarter. The reasoning behind this? Bowling is one of the few sports Warren Hills High School consistently excels at.
by lovedahills December 14, 2010
A school with some smart kids. Many of them think they are so cool and popular, so of course they flunk all of their classes. Kids make out in the hallway daily, and it just gets disgusting. on occasion, some teachers are decent, but most seem like they got their diploma from a sewer. Just letting you know, if you go to this school, good luck passing, if your one of those "Cool kids" Also, our football team sucks actual ASS.
by Kara4President October 25, 2018