warren

everyone loves warren. he is sexy, cute, funny, sweet and everything a girl could wish for. warren has an incredibly dirty mind but is still a very nice guy. warren is also brown and has cool hair.

Girl 1: I love him so much!
Girl 2: I know, he is such a warren!

by warrenfuckedyourmum November 5, 2011

Warrenism

The act of worshipping the almighty god himself, The Drury. To convert to Warrenism is the act of becoming a Warrenist. To convert, you must engrave the pec symbol onto your hands and read every Chuck Norris fact but substitute 'Chuck Norris' for 'Drury'.

Man #1: What made you convert to Warrenism?
Man #2: The power of pecs.

by Gerg Wilssain April 25, 2009

warren

an amazing, handsome, wonderful, cute, funny, charming, smart guy who is an amazing basketball player, has amazing eyes and a great, he's really sweet and easy to talk to but has a incredibly dirty mind and feels that it is okay to hit little sisters(which it is not).. but always knows how to make you feel better and makes you smile even after the worst of days. Spends most of his time playing xbox... and is a total nerd, but thats okay, cause some girls go for nerds ;) likes talking about 'penis'. and he is an amazing boyfriend... even though he only gets up early to see his girlfriend if he's getting paid for it :P ... :) but he still makes her feel special.

kat: so what's your boyfriend like?
kris: he's amazing :)
kat: what's his name again?
kris: warren :)

by Dane Cook is freaking sexy! June 28, 2011

Warrenism

The act of taking a rather simple idea and making it so complex it becomes conveluted.

The amount of Warrenism in your poem analysis is unfathomable

by Meestr Wa wan January 22, 2009

warren

Mateusz: A truly good guy. Very Funny and awesome to be around. He is super lovable. His name might sound indian but he is truely amazing. it is a Polish name of Matthew. I think its a pretty beastage name. He is like uber awesomee.

OMG LOOK AT THAT MATEUSZ hes with a HOLLY AND WARREN

by pshollymuch March 16, 2009

warren

(noun) To pull a Warren is to deceive others about your ethnicity in order to gain an unfair advantage.

Person 1: Did you see the job posting for a Native American professor at Harvard? Too bad you don't meet the criteria?
Person 2: Don't worry; I can pull a Warren.

by galeontiger February 25, 2019

Warrens

Rhyming Slang for Keys, as in Warren G's.

I can't find my Warrens.

by Easy Larry March 9, 2009