When you’re in the middle of a coitus session and your SPAM javelin slips out of whispering eye and right into the heart of her rose bud. Coitus ends. Abruptly.
“Hey Karen, how was the sex with John last night.”
“It was all fine and dandy until he served me with a No Knock Warrant.”
“Oooh boy…”
“It was all fine and dandy until he served me with a No Knock Warrant.”
“Oooh boy…”
by Cups of the Dixie September 18, 2022
A noncommissioned officer in the United States military that is above enlisted personnel but below commissioned personnel.
by Nicolaivich January 19, 2004
A legal document you may issue for the purpose of placing yourself under arrest and judging yourself not fit for any public duty. This places you in the custody of a private authority not subject to federal oversite. This measure should be taken when a lawless society is created by Democratic Crime Reduction.
The Government offered me a public office position so I could have the same immunities as they do and screw people over without repercussions, but I have been deemed unfit for public duty. I am in the custody of my creator who helped me execute a Self Arrest Warrant.
by Spiritual-Master February 19, 2022
“I’d kill a group of gay people because they are so gay”
“Dude, what the hell”
“I know what I said”
“You’re a warrant walk-in douchebag”
“Dude, what the hell”
“I know what I said”
“You’re a warrant walk-in douchebag”
by subway572572 June 12, 2023
When attempting to enter a domicile, the sheriff will send a deputy around to the back of the establishment. The sheriff then knocks on the door and the deputy yells "come in"
The local sheriff's department outwitted us and employed an Alabama search warrant. Busted everyone at the party.
by whatshouldmyhandlebe May 16, 2018
A powerful kick to the chest wherein the recipient of the kick is floored much like the front door of a drug house in South Beach.
Did you see that World Cup final? Nigel de Jong issued a Dade County Search Warrant right to Alonso's chest!
by Fishsticks! July 11, 2010
a phrase used in place of asking for consent.
when things begin escalating and you want to throw a curveball to slow things down.
when things begin escalating and you want to throw a curveball to slow things down.
by ted mundy February 8, 2020