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1.
A term describing the state of being saturated in a particular emotion. To be stunned or overwhelmed in this particular emotion so substantially that it ties up a measurable amount of mental resources. Sometimes can result in fatigue until the vexing complex is resolved. Usually associated with a NEGATIVE emotion unless otherwise noted.

Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.
"I was completely floored all day after speaking to my doctor."

"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."

"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."
by Creamy Lee August 05, 2007
 
2.
1. A state of shock that leaves you motionless like your feet are glued to the floor.

2. Short for 'jaw dropping to the floor' state of shock
"That car just ran off the highway, rolled down the hill, and still landed on it's wheels. I was floored!"
by Living in the LOU January 06, 2009
 
3.
to be in such a state of intoxication its hard to do anything more then lie on the floor
this word came to be from me and Bad C Colts being bored so we decided to make our own words up
M D To The Mutherfuckin MC:dude what happened last night
Bad C COlts:dude u did so much shit you were floored motherfucker
by M D To The MutherFuckin MC December 19, 2004
 
4.
(N) Any vehicle sitting on the frame. As low as low gets.
(V) Pushing the gas pedal to the floor, while driving.
(N) One Floored Accord.
(V) I can't get away from these cops. The pedal is floored!!!!!
by $0l0 August 01, 2003
 
5.
To be under the influence of THC to the point where it's physically and psychologically difficult to move to change the channel or switch the movie or get something to eat.
Dude...I have a frozen pizza we should heat up!

Dude...yes, make it happen.

No way man, I am floored right now, I highly doubt I would be able to stand up, which is fine, because I'm not going to try.
by MothyrGoose August 26, 2009
 
6.
A term describing the state of being saturated in a particular emotion. To be stunned or overwhelmed in this particular emotion so substantially that it ties up a measurable amount of mental resources. Sometimes can result in fatigue until the vexing complex is resolved. Usually associated with a NEGATIVE emotion unless otherwise noted.

Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.
"I was completely floored all day after speaking to my doctor."

"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."

"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."
by MacDillo July 29, 2007