After Bowser, Wario is Mario’s greatest rival. Despite popular belief, the two are NOT related.

Wario is a very mean, greedy, disgusting and rude caricature of Mario. Unlike Mario, he isn’t just plump, he’s very obese. His mustache radiates much more wild and powerful energy than Mario’s.

Ability-wise, he’s incredibly strong and able to lift characters and objects that are much, much heavier than him. His shoulder bash is a signature move of his in the Wario Land series.

Wario is both a treasure hunter and a successful businessman, founding WarioWare Inc., a video game company that specializes in short 5-second games called microgames. He often cheats his employees out of their earnings but never truly gets away with it.
Wario is without a doubt one of the most entertaining characters in the Mario franchise.
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(n.) Slang for potent marijuana; Named for the Nintendo character who was allegedly transformed by drugs from an average plumbing school drop-out to a wealthy evil genius and womanizer.
I’m bored. Lets go smoke some Wario and watch cartoons.
by chris weber January 18, 2005
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The physical manefestation of satan.

The opposer to our one true king. Waluigi. He first made his appearance In(ANY FURTHER INFORMATION IS PROHIBITED)
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A highly addictive video game which allows players to waste their lives away three seconds at a time.
Crazy Fool - Man Wario Ware Sucks.

Wario - *Farts on Crazy Fool*

Me - I'ma gonna win!
by The Jamus May 25, 2004
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Take the Wario pill to see the world for how it really is. (Ingest 303.8mg of MDMA)
Me: Will you take the Wario pill to see the world for how it really is or will you take the Mario pill instead?
Random guy: The Wario pill.
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