Warioing

The act of crashing your car on the highway while getting a fat blowjob and listening to Ed Sheeran

Yo dude I can’t believe he died warioing

by Dr Doof’s big penis July 3, 2019

Wario

Waluigi’s thicc nig

Wario is one thicc nigga

by Ras Barry December 18, 2018

wario

the underrated, cool, handsome, bad guy. the opposite of mario, yet they still seem to be the hip guys between the kids. i mean come on, man, have you seen the video game charts lately? they rule that chart.

Wario is as good of a character as Mario.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

Wario

The best character in the Super Mario franchise. Takes much longer to select in Mario Kart: Double Dash.

Youtuber: Look how much longer it takes to select Wario.

by NyanMinecrafter March 4, 2021

Wario

Waluigi's poor brother who doesn't get as much attention as Waluigi.

"Hey you guys know about Wario---"
"FUCK WARIO WALUIGI IS GOD"

by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018

Wario

Wario is Elon Musk' secret identity

Its a me Wario! - Elon Musk

by Pseudohacker May 12, 2021

Wario

Wario is Mario's evil cousin and rival in "The Super Mario Bros" by Nintendo. He's italian and he and his brother Waluigi own a big cave full of rare and expensive minerals. He has got a big hat similar to Mario's, but it's yellow and it's got a "W" instead of Mario's "M"; he loves money and he also has HUGE NIPPLES.

- Hey, have you heard about Wario?
- Are you talking about that Super Mario Bros character with HUGE NIPPLES?
- Oh my God what is your problem David?

by WarioDiesInaMicrowave October 26, 2019