Man "Welcome to Nassau County hun"
Upset Woman "Guess I am going to have to cut back on buying my kids all of their clothing from Hollister & Abercrombie"
Basically this town is full of teenagers who are all basically fucked up in the head. Wantagh High School has its groups like every other school, but lets look into that a little deepier. The only thing that is going to be a problem,is the girls who are about to be freshman coming up in 08. The only thing they are good at is the fact they know how to use tanning lotion, mascara, and are familiar with the details of eating disorders.WHS's ethnicity ratings, include 98% white people. The only thing wrong with this picture is about 25% of them think they're black. Some people think they are skinny when they are fat. Some people, ok all people think they fat when they are skinny.Some people think they shuu taukk lykk diss, YEA NO. WHS's vice principal eats more doughnuts then other vice principals.WHS has an island outside with absolutely no grass where whs's kids smoke and where the security guards dont see it " ".
Wantagh kids have done at least 1 of the following every day:
-made fun of freshman because they have to stay in the cage
-gone through the choice of either getting a chicken wrap or a cutlet wrap
-came into the baking room and took food
-been bitched out/chased by an abnormally short woman
-checked out either mr.apfelbaum or mr. hampson
-complained about there not being any toilet paper in any of the bathrooms
WHS has gay senior pranks. We live 8 minutes from the beach, yet everyone never goes. WHS has .5% emo people. If your good at a sport, or get A's which mean you are never called down to 104.If you do get called down to 104, most of the time your in deeppp shit. Being normal is being orange with a skirt up your ass.The woods is where everyone drinks, and then gets chased out by cops.WHS has their own dj " " lmao. WHS has phycos that punch glass windows over girls they cant have. WHS has people who take dumps on stairs. Everyone has been to The Cup.Everyone bitches when levvitown people claim wendys to be theres.You can't hold down a secret in wantagh. and wantagh is WANTAGH not montauk, get over it. and even though everyone claims in hating their school and btiches about getting out, most people end up going to nassau anyways so.. oh well
-Don't worry let's call over wantagh famous teen dj!
*Silence, keeps walking
~Can you keep a secret?
~Yea you know me, I won't tell
~No one knows so dont tell.. well, he broke up with me last night
~Yea I know i'm sorry
~Wait..what who told you?
phrases said by people from wantagh include:do it up,do work,before every sentence they said wait, tru/truski,
also,a town where know one knows where it is but everyone knows the towns around it. (bellmore seford merrick,massapequa levittown) or they mistake it for montauk. also gateway to jones beach
person from wantagh:wantagh
girl 1:where do u wanna go out to lunch?
girl 2:robeks,or healty eatary
girl 1:omgg okayy ill drivee
*girl breaks up with guy and doesnt tell anyone yet*
*5 mintues later goes down the block to party*
*people run to the door to greet her* omggg you broke up with phill? whyyy?
During school you will either get straight A's or fail. It is awkward the first couple months bc you see your drunk hu and people you acted like a retard in front of while you were shitfaced. The vice princibal goes to the tanning booth more then most teenage girls and you will look pale compared to him. The princibal is chill and only cares if u show skin but wont question you otherwise. As a freshman it is easy to cut lunch. Keep on Mr. Svolos good side or he will kill you and you will get sent down to 104 a lot(which is not a good thing).
...........on weekends though you drink four loko, joose, natties or other crappy beers get hammered and walk around. Thats wantagh for you!
Girl 2- "Yesss can we please"
.........(Later on that night).............
Girl 1- "we woudlkjn end upp drunk at beaech streeit"
Girl 2- "Lmmfaooaoa i knwow!"
Thats wantagh for you!
The social totem-pole is pretty simple here..
Seniors>Juniors>Sophomores>Staff>Custodians>The trees outside>Dirt>Security Guards>Freshman...
Yeah that seems about right... But yeah, The security guards here are really fucking annoying. They think they're cops, when in reality they're biggest concern is if you're cutting class or going to take a shit. It's pretty sad.
Most the teachers here are assholes, although some can be really nice. Mr. H our dean comes off as the biggest asshole but he's actually not that bad of a guy if you've ever actually been called down to 104.
The only time stuff gets exciting is when a girl has a pregnancy scare or when tools decide to steal a highchair from wendy's. Yeah. Life's pretty sad here.
-"Yeah, what about him?"
*Wantagh: Gateway to Jones Beach*
*never goes to beach*
her friend: like no omg my mom has to go to yoga and then go to target to buy more sweatpants and i have to like pick up like my little lister from her like playdate