Wankwam 

A small indian dwelling often located in a shared bedroom to allow self relief out of direct vision of an older sibling

"where is Mike?"
"Oh he is knocking one out in the Wankwam, he has been in there 2 minutes with his copy of smash hits so should be out any time now"

Wankwam by W Edgehead January 9, 2009

wankware 

Images and information given out about products that won't be released for several years, if ever. Most of the time, wankware development ends at the press release. After the company has gained the publicity, there's no reason to actually build the product.

D00d! In 2011 you'll be able to get tv screens tattooed into your skin!

Shut up, that's total wankware

wankware by Ch00f April 3, 2008

wanklame 

When a man has been sitting wanking for such a length of time, that he is unable to walk or stand.

Craig had been wanking for so long over the porn channel he was unable to stand, thus had to crawl up the stairs hoping his parents would not stumble over him and his cum filled hand on his way to the bathroom.

wanklame by Steelrat56 December 30, 2004

WankWombling HorseCunt 

A name given to someone that’s done you wrong or lies to you.

Normally reserved for Poloticians but can be given to ANYONE that’s annoyed you

“You Sir are a WankWombling HorseCunt”

WankWombling HorseCunt by A Lilywhite December 17, 2018

Wankware 

A computer programme, usually written at minimal cost. Typically to perform a specific task within a very specialist business/industrial function or to support a non-mainstream consumer hobby. Often recognizable through poor quality graphics and a cludgy user interface. Can be prone to freezing and crashing and often incompatible with the latest versions of operating systems and key components. Has not been versioned or ported to optimize OS resources and therefore can be painfully slow.

That wankware froze my device again

Wankware by UK Bryan March 10, 2019

wankhammer 

An intensifier to the term wanker. A fool; a rube; an ineffectual person.

"Did you hear that pollster trying to explain that the polls are right, and everyone else is wrong? What a total wankhammer!"

wankhammer by Chris Baskind January 9, 2009

Wankwhammed

When you are caught masturbating.

Tom looks upset, he must have gotten wankwhammed.

Wankwhammed by invaderzim444 March 26, 2010