Wakin

When an inbred texan actually meant to say woken.

I live in Texas and he wouldn't have wakin up I'm just sayin

by MrKnowItNothing March 14, 2016

Wakins

Jerking off to the point of pain

person 1: Bro I did it so much I was wakins
person 2: get a girlfriend

by Romble March 7, 2023

Wakin Bakin

To wake up in the morning and smoke weed.

Yo man i was wakin bakin this morning it was a grand time.

by Kushmaine April 11, 2011

wakin the bacon

jacking off the morning wood

johnny got caught wakin the bacon

by rash shananana June 18, 2008

wakin' up

something that catches one's attention. the feeling one expereinces when something is "wakin' up" should be similar to a splash of cold water in the morning.

Damn! That episode of Martin was wakin' up!

Yo try one of these spicy buffalo wings, this stuff's wakin' up!

by Terrence Phifer June 21, 2011

Wakin Bacon

Waking up to smell of bacon and immediately cramming it down your gullet.

I smelled the bacon all the way from the upstairs bedroom. Aw shit ... its Wakin Bacon time!

by jessyka77 July 29, 2013

Wakin' Bacon(sexual)

The act of a male fucking a fat chick in hopes of receiving a bad ass breakfast in the morning. This is because fat girls usually can either afford to go out to eat or cook really fucking good.

When I feel hungry and horny, it's time for some wakin' bacon(sexual)

by Lostinthesauce6969696969696969 September 23, 2016