Wagio 

A fag of immense dimensions, who usually lives in a small red house, and usually spends his time procrastinating in his lair, or on the loo.

"Did you see that guy? He totally looked like a Wagio."
"Yeah? Well so do you faggot LOLOLOLOL"

Wagio by notsomeonewagioknows.rockpeg April 30, 2013

band-aid wagon 

Perjorative for ambulance.

Thank goodness the band-aid wagon is here! I've already lost eight pints of hemoglobin!

band-aid wagon by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006

Woke culture ass wagons 

A term used to say: this group is too woke and I am leaving.

Often used by people who think you care.

I have officially decided to leave this group. Ye'all woke culture ass wagons seem hell bent on making me hate something I love.

Bye

Spoke by the Great Red Neck Flounce Prophet: Krispen. Vol. 1. Muad'Dib's Spicy Memes for Bene Gesserit Teens, Bookface group.

Woke culture ass wagons by Silvaus January 14, 2022

Swaggin Wagon Dragon 

Your number one best friend. No one is above them and you are perfect for each other.

They are swaggin wagon dragons and will be together forever.

Swaggin Wagon Dragon by ballerg17 March 8, 2017

wagie 

Someone who hates their job, but works to live a miserable life. Eventually, the wagie discovers his life is pointless and he is only causing pain to himself.

John was a wagie, I understand why he would kill himself

wagie by polonino June 12, 2019

Waigon

A wasteman who is also a paigon ,
Doesn’t do much with their life, furthermore tries to bring others down with them.

i- ‘These waigon don’t want me to eat’ ~see SL tropical for more context

Ioan : honestly Lewis is such a waigon all he does is waste his money and get rejected by females.
Eilir : I know he’s a verbalist .

Waigon by ConnorMcFuckingSweeney June 11, 2020

Flapper wagon 

An uncircumcised penis that gets jerked off to the point of climax and you leave the semen in the uncircumcised flaps.

Klinton has a nice flapper wagon!

Did you see his flapper wagon? It really held his cum.

Flapper wagon by Pandaassassin1 May 6, 2021