THE sexiest man alive, all other things about his name are irrelevant. all names that start with V are inferior to people with this middle name. EMPHASIS ON V. Wahmanns has much sex with ONLY women. Those like people named hector have no such fuck talent as they are stupid cotton pickers.
Op name, if this name is anywhere in your three names (First, Middle, Last), then the following is true about you. Sexy as fuck. Fucks bitches (male or female depending on the sexual orientation), unless they’re taken then they loyal af. Has had sexual intercourse with your female or male parent (depending on which you prefer) on a daily basis. Top frag in every video game and is a comedic icon. 1 in 1 Wahmann’s are incredibly attractive unlike other mortal names. Their genitalia is the best possible form no matter what gender. Everyone else fucking sucks ass.
“This guy is awesome” “Yeah his middle name is Wahmann man, it’s crazy how this guy is just the definition of swag”
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.