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WTBsex
REAL definition: Wrong Time Boner.

An accidental boner that occurs in the most unlikely or unexpected of times. Generally occurs in class while dreaming about girls, teachers and occasionally... cats.
Guy 1: Hey bro, why you leaving class so early.

Guy 2: WTB.
by CollegeKid666 September 14, 2012
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WTBinternet
Acronym stands for "What the Blood!?"

Can be used interchangeably with "WTF"
Definition: Explains sheer confusion or aghast.
Tyrell: "Yo Tyrone, I tried what you said, I smacked Laquisha in the face with my cock. Dude, you lied, she didnt like it all, she punched me!"

Tyrone: "WTB!??!"
by Jeet May 14, 2007
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WTBsex
Wrong Time Boner. There are a few times when a boner is acceptable (i.e. while sexing or jacking) but the rest of the time, it's a WTB.
Shit, thinking of my girlfriend while in the locker room shower was a terrible idea. That WTB is the reason I'm wearing this cast now.
by Imaleftover September 08, 2008
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wtbsname
The extraordinary combination of wtf and bs. Expresses the supreme form of amazement and surprise. Ultimately it is the utter failure to believe what the fuck is going on.
"MY COLLEAGUE AT MIT WAS BEFUDDLED BY THIS DUBIOUS PROBLEM AND COULDNT BELIEVE MY ANSWER WAS CORRECT, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, PROVE MY THEORY" and we're like WTBS IF A MIT PHD CANT FIGURE IT OUT HOW CAN WE?!??!?!WTBS!!!

just saw some BOFL commericial for football and xbox live and this pup was talkin on the headphones for it and was like YOUR DEFENSE IS OFFENSIVE when he scored on this black pup, and the black pup and his friend were like WTBS WHAT A NERD

Like before he went up to some random girls and was like "ok, lets have sex" and they were like WTBS and ran away g00d

WTBS SHIT SON DONT CALL IT A PUPBACK!!!!
by hohoh0 February 03, 2003
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WTBname
Acronym meaning "What The Balls"

A saying of epic proportions that can be used in any situation involving anything, especially Hidden Valley Ranch.

Originated from one of the most badass Xbox 360 clans that no one has ever heard of. The Original members were from Tucson and Vail, Arizona starting their reign of terror at Cienega High School in Vail over the weekends.
Can you say Hidden Valley Ranch with a straight face?
WTB!!
by WTBxBrowncoat February 08, 2008
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W.T.B.Sdrugs
An Acronym meaning Way To Blunted Syndrome. Way To Blunted Syndrome (W.T.B.S) occurs when one smokes way to much weed at once and becomes stoned past the point of simple recreation. Being this high puts you in a sort of "White Noise" state. Symptoms of W.T.B.S include (but are not limited to) lose of feeling in face, lighting your cigarette the wrong way, suddenly realizing that the song you are listening to ended ten minutes ago, putting sentences together like George W. Bush, and getting excited because you beat your dog in a staring contest. W.T.B.S syndrome feels incredible, but due to the dumb decisions one tends to make while suffering from Way To Blunted Syndrome (such as mooning a cop) it can be dangerous to yourself or others.
Person 1: Dude last night I watched family guy on mute while listening to dubstep and cypress hill!

Person 2: Wow, you must have had W.T.B.S
by I Chink Im Cool December 02, 2011
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Carl:"will you marry me?"

Marry:"Ew WTB no!!"
by Care_free_forever104 June 09, 2015
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