World of Warcraft. While yes, it does turn some people into obsessed losers that spend day in and day out in front of the computer; those people were douches anyway, and if Warcraft didn't do this to them, something else would. probably porn.
lol n00b I pwn you shutup n00b lolol.(Most people, WoW players or not, cringe at the sight of this sentence, it makes English speakers want to cry.)
by Ryan M. Lee December 5, 2007
Wow ..
World of witchcraft … ?
Seems I’m the witch …
I did call someone a witch early last year but after I walked away did think … shit that’s soooo disrespect to witches .. maybe opened my thinking more to what’s possible even ?
Things happen for a reason after all …
World of witchcraft … ?
Seems I’m the witch …
I did call someone a witch early last year but after I walked away did think … shit that’s soooo disrespect to witches .. maybe opened my thinking more to what’s possible even ?
Things happen for a reason after all …
by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023
World of Warcraft. A game which destroys any resemblance of a social life you possibly have. Consumed by this increasingly addictive game, all motivation for extra-curricular activities will be at rock bottom. The temporary happiness which provided an excuse to escape life's problems, will result in weight-gain causing increased acne problems, White skin pigment, friend loss, pathetic school grades, harassment from anyone you considered a friend, and a sense of failure in life. This failure is really accomplishment. This worthless sense of accomplishment furthers your drive to invest longer hours into a money-hungry system which will also make you noticeably bitter and selfish toward what friends remain loyal. This money-hungry anti-christ will provide nothing positive in return to your community or your physical and emotional state as a human being. You will eventually become depressed because you can't believe how much your life sucks. From pointless hours sitting infront of the computer, you could not possibly be a bigger loser than you ever thought you would become. After an extreme case of depression you half-heartedly retract from emptiness which is all you live for. Realizing such a violent addiction must cease immediately, you can only hope to rebuild the shattered fragments of existance you turned your back against, and re-kindle lost friendship which you hastily destroyed over a computer game which you thought would be more full-filling compared to what anyone in the real world has to offer.
James: "What is a 'life'" ?
WoW: "Life exists only in the World of Warcraft"
James: *Cries*
WoW: "Mwhahahahaha!"
WoW: "Life exists only in the World of Warcraft"
James: *Cries*
WoW: "Mwhahahahaha!"
by James Andrew Price June 5, 2007
aka World of Warcraft - bestselling MMORPG from Blizzard Entertainment, but you have to know that, unless you spent last year in outer Solar system...
"Man, I looted that cool +4 stamina +8 strenght +3 spirit chest armor yesterday in WoW, and it look soooo nice"
by Jankr September 9, 2005
Acronym for World of Warcraft, a popular MMORPG that many would say is for people, "With no lives", when actually, those people are wasting their time writing about how much it sucks on video game websites, or some stupid website consisting of definitions of things such as the "Lawlocaust", or a "butt dial". (luckily no such website is yet known to man.) So it is quite ironic that they can pass judgment on a video game where you DO interact with some people, when they participate in websites where you interact with none.
by Witty asshole name # 4 August 29, 2007
A Replacement of friends, often with geeks online who jerk off 6 times a day, but they sound cool on the internet. People who you will never meet in person, but still take advice not knowing them beyond their voice over a $6 microphone. A drug for nerds who cant live in the real world, who fantasize about losing their virginity to a night elf. But we all know that wont happen, lose their virginity that is. A game that never ends, I wonder why its so addicting... I mean, you get so much out of it, all that accomplishment, like ZOMG I'm lvl 60!... Oh wait, where did my real friends go? Oh yea they're in Orgrimmar!
Matt enters the bar for the first time, Walks up to a girl.
"Hi"
"Umm, Hey..."
"I wish you were cos^2 and i was sin^2 so we could be 1"
"What?"
"Oh don't worry about that, Anyways... In the Wow, Im a 3rd degree epic'd level 60, so umm, when do you wanna get out of here?"
"For Elune."
"Hi"
"Umm, Hey..."
"I wish you were cos^2 and i was sin^2 so we could be 1"
"What?"
"Oh don't worry about that, Anyways... In the Wow, Im a 3rd degree epic'd level 60, so umm, when do you wanna get out of here?"
"For Elune."
by Thor1235424 January 17, 2007
Acronym for the game World of Warcraft, also known as the best male sex drive reducer on the planet. Not only does this game completely take over the users body in the sense that they never do anything else, it also lowers their sex drive to the point where they don't ever want to have sex! It has worked wonders on many couples who weren't experiencing the same sex drive. Woman all over the world love it.
"Sorry babe I don't want to get it on tonight, I have a three day WoW Marathon."
"Finally, I'll get sleep tonight!"
"Finally, I'll get sleep tonight!"
by AR a n d e h April 23, 2008