Would of

Short form of would've and would have. (Uses less pixels). Usually used to annoy pedants.

I would of pointed out that the vernacular can be a legitimate form, but I have too many other things to do.

by JustPassing October 15, 2012

would of

Replacement for the proper words "would have" or abbrevited would've.

I would of called her but I didn't know her number.

by Tbett February 12, 2008

would ja?

The simple question of would you bang this girl/dude? Whether smokin hot, or a big fat fatty. Plain and simple.......Would ja?

(Imagine walkin along with your boy or girl. Walkin towards you both is a descent, let's say average girl or guy. A 6 out of 10.) Out of the corner of your mouth, just enough for your friend to hear........Would Ja?

by Dirty B! June 15, 2008

would smash

When, given the perfect situation in which no one would know and there would be no negative repercussions whatsoever, you would have sex with a given person.

Guy 1: Dude, this girl's so hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, would smash.

by Shaunce March 9, 2014

Would Wife

Would wife is derived from the fact being that you find a certain woman so attractive that you would literally marry her right now and start a family.

Breh 1: Is this girl hot?
Breh 2: Hmmm.... 6 out of 10 at best..
Breh 3: Elbows too pointy
Breh 4: Are you kids insane? WOULD WIFE!!!!!
Breh 1: Cool story bro
Breh 4: uMAD breh? U Mirin my aesthetics?

by Gary it's my real name June 15, 2011

Would You?

A question, usually asked by men, that refers to inquiring of your desire to have sexual intercourse with a female.

Hey, look at that hot girl over there. Would you?

by Jacob W. April 10, 2004

would bang

would hit that

That girl is hot, I would bang.

by Rlaxgirl April 28, 2015