News story-Drea Carrupth, an offensive linegirl for the WNFL Dallas Cowpunchers, was convicted of the first degree murder of her husband and child. They were gunned down in their home 10 years ago. 100 men have also come forward about being raped by a 315 female in a helmet/covered facemask, pads, and built like a refrigerator.
Jackie the Ruthless Assassin Tatum, a WNFL safety, paralyzed Daryl Hannamontana, a WNFL wide receiver with a brutal hit in the backfield during a preseason game. She thought she had just knocked the wind out of her until she didn't get up.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'