Bring out the Zyrtec it's the only thing that will protect you if you are attacked by a Mexican WMD!
by King Castillo April 1, 2009
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
1. Weapons of Mass Deception: a hoax; a fraud; misleading propaganda
2. euros used to buy and sell petroleum; any attempt to challenge petrodollar hegemony
2. euros used to buy and sell petroleum; any attempt to challenge petrodollar hegemony
1. "...in light of the debate about Iraq and Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD), I wanted to share with the British public the reasons why I believe this issue to be a current and serious threat to the UK national interest." Tony Blair
2. “Iraq says that from now on, it wants payments for its oil in euros, despite the fact that the battered European currency unit, which used to be worth quite a bit more than $1, has dropped to about 82cents. Iraq says it will no longer accept dollars for oil because it does not want to deal "in the currency of the enemy."” Time Magazine, Nov. 13, 2000
2. “Iraq says that from now on, it wants payments for its oil in euros, despite the fact that the battered European currency unit, which used to be worth quite a bit more than $1, has dropped to about 82cents. Iraq says it will no longer accept dollars for oil because it does not want to deal "in the currency of the enemy."” Time Magazine, Nov. 13, 2000
by Peter K. Marx February 11, 2005
An excuse for not doing what was nessessary.
"John why the hell are these orders still on your desk? What are you doing in here Huntin' for WMD's??"
"So sorry I'm late ladies, the trains were a mess, you'd think the motorman was Hunting for WMD's or something"
"So sorry I'm late ladies, the trains were a mess, you'd think the motorman was Hunting for WMD's or something"
by Platinum Pistolz June 15, 2004
1. Where my Draws sex. where you get so caught up in the wild sex encounter, that post sex, you have to do a search for your undergarments.
2. Weapons of Mass Destruction Sex. where you are in a confined space (and generally a place you don't belong- such as, but not limited to, an office) and you knock over a bunch of shit. just the fuckin up personal property type of bomb ass nuts
2. Weapons of Mass Destruction Sex. where you are in a confined space (and generally a place you don't belong- such as, but not limited to, an office) and you knock over a bunch of shit. just the fuckin up personal property type of bomb ass nuts
1. (post sex) "baby where are my draws?", "i have no idea, we'll look in a minute. i think they may be on top of the Chandelier"
2. last night we had WMD sex in my bosses' office. i hope i don't get fired. we knocked over his computer and all of his paperwork. Thank Goodness there's no camera in there
2. last night we had WMD sex in my bosses' office. i hope i don't get fired. we knocked over his computer and all of his paperwork. Thank Goodness there's no camera in there
by Shan & Jordan August 30, 2007
these five guys make the brotherhood the weapons of mass destruction together these guys love to bring chaos to all that a pose them these no good boys will destroy the ASDW and capture all the gold they can they live by there creed respect no one fear none
by taurostcg@gmail,com December 7, 2018
Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...
Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...
by Jared L. Ohlinger July 18, 2008