Vulture, as in a giant cockblocking lady thief that preys on the lady after the wounds has been healed by another only to sucessfully return to being single. The lady can't be any ordinary lady, you have to have deep feelings for her making this and extreme level of what is known as cockblocking by the third party. The return to being single can be for various reason but the most common is bad timing and horrible personality. Now then a vulture might have the same agenda you have but this girl and you are at such a level that comparing your understanding of her with someone else is unpresidented, basically making any other dude a vulture, a mere obstacle.
A girl has broken up with her boyfriend and at this point most girls are real vulnerable to people. You take her under your wing for a significant amount of time, long enough that the both of you talk for hours over the phone during summer nights and cuddle together when watching a movie and all that stuff. All is in your favor then an outside source, the vulture decides that he will try the samething but with a different agenda. The vulture agenda is looking more for pleasure than intelectual arosement in which you are looking for both. The vulture ends up with the meat and gets away. A few weeks later you have lost interest and move on only to find out that the lady is single again. This process is called vulting. Now even though the horrible timing and bad persona are negative traits, most women will not notice because like i said before they are most vulnerable when they are going through the recovery phase.
by Eric386 January 16, 2007
40 more definitions
Top Definition
(1)adj. Any person/thing who picks apart/scavenges through an object or place to obtain useful or working parts/pieces to benefit himself.

(2)v. the act of picking apart/scavenging through an object or place to obtain useful or working parts/pieces to benefit oneself.

adj. Vulture
v. Vultured, Vulturing
adv. Vulturingly
(1) "Dude! he's such a vulture! There's nothing left of that toaster!"

(2) "He totally just vultured that computer! there are no more working parts!"

"They really went through that pastry shop vulturingly; there is nothing good left!"
by Tyler Mark June 11, 2008
a guy who would woo a vulnerable girl who just came from a bad relationship or had a bad break up.
Albert just vultured Karen!
You are such a vulture! You know she just broke up with John.
by onebigjesus! March 23, 2008
Derogatory (although deserved) term for panhandlers after their method of sizing up who looks the most vulnerable to be hit up on for money, like the bird species which swoops around looking for what they think are weak and/or injured animals to consume.

I see some homeless people swooping all around me like vultures, time to make a abrupt turn away from them!
by Piranha August 20, 2006
(verb) to actively wait until a relationship ends, and then swoop in and attempt to establish one's own relationship.

However, no sabotage is done, as in a vulture circling above an animal (the relationship) dying in the desert. Vultures are scavengers, and let the relationship fall apart naturally so they don't feel guilty (although guilt may be present regardless.)
"You've really got some nerve to vulture us like that, George!"

"But Jenny!"
by BTBAM14 January 26, 2008
A friend who would have sex with your gf/bf or spouse. A friend who would would get your date your ex knowing that you still love them
That kid is a vulture, im gonna punch him right in the face
by random person March 14, 2005
when a guy pecks a girl in the face with his erect penis until her nose bleeds
wow i just gave that chick the vulture!
by Michael Fitz December 16, 2006
Someone who picks up all the drunk girls at a club. Like a vulture they circle around trying to find a girl who is trashed and then swoops in and tries to pick her up.
That guys a fuckin vulture!

Im going to be a vulture tonight.
by meh March 25, 2005

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.