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Volunterrorism 

adjective. 1 - The act extreme volunteering, 2 - Volunteering to the point where it is irritating, confronting, or off putting, 3 - Being accosted by a volunteer whom for whatever reason cannot be ignored or refused

(see also Granny Terrorists, and Volunterorist).
Did you hear about Mary-Jane? Apparently she is involved in Volunterrorism.

volunterrorize 

annoying people in the service of a good cause, preferably by calling them while they are eating or having sex and making them feel bad and asking for money.
I was getting hot and heavy with my GF when Sean Penn came by to volunterrorize me about genocide in Darfur. Needless to say, the moment was ruined.
volunterrorize by DavidElias January 16, 2008

Volanterrorist

Someone who volunteers for anything and everything, especially positions you need for your required volunteer hours. See also satan
"You signed up for the fair yet"
"Nah I was gonna but then that bitch Mary took all the slots"
"Yea she is such a volanterrorist
Volanterrorist by Welllllllll July 17, 2016

Volunterrorist 

noun. 1. A volunteer who for whatever reason cannot be refused or ignored, 2. A volunteer who persists to the point where it is irritating, offensive, or damaging to the cause they are attempting to assist.
Old Martha is definitely a Volunterrorist, no one can refuse our cause with her on our side!
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026