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Volunterrorism 

adjective. 1 - The act extreme volunteering, 2 - Volunteering to the point where it is irritating, confronting, or off putting, 3 - Being accosted by a volunteer whom for whatever reason cannot be ignored or refused

(see also Granny Terrorists, and Volunterorist).
Did you hear about Mary-Jane? Apparently she is involved in Volunterrorism.

volunterrorize 

annoying people in the service of a good cause, preferably by calling them while they are eating or having sex and making them feel bad and asking for money.
I was getting hot and heavy with my GF when Sean Penn came by to volunterrorize me about genocide in Darfur. Needless to say, the moment was ruined.
volunterrorize by DavidElias January 16, 2008

Volanterrorist

Someone who volunteers for anything and everything, especially positions you need for your required volunteer hours. See also satan
"You signed up for the fair yet"
"Nah I was gonna but then that bitch Mary took all the slots"
"Yea she is such a volanterrorist
Volanterrorist by Welllllllll July 17, 2016

Volunterrorist 

noun. 1. A volunteer who for whatever reason cannot be refused or ignored, 2. A volunteer who persists to the point where it is irritating, offensive, or damaging to the cause they are attempting to assist.
Old Martha is definitely a Volunterrorist, no one can refuse our cause with her on our side!

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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