Volteripalling 

The activity of shoving expensive electronic devices (Preferably mobile devices) up another individuals (preferably a friends) anus hole, The winner of the game is the one who gets the device most dirtiest. The losers have to clean the device with their tongues. This game is usually played in pairs of two.

John: "So how was the sleep over last night?"
Glen: "We stayed up all night Volteripalling and I lost all the rounds, so you could say it was quite... shitty"
John: "Kys"

Volteripalling by BurningZ July 29, 2016

Volmert's law 

Volmert's law is a rule that allows employees to have an excused tardiness due to sexual activities.

Don't worry honey we have time to finish, I will just implement Volmert's law.

Volmert's law by Wooticus Maximus September 12, 2014

vollmerized 

When a girl gets sucked into a vortex of pseudo-love, only to be disappointed by the mans rapid ejaculation and desire to make breakfast burittos with tator-tots in the morning.

Shanaynay: That dick Jon vollmerized me last night. Then he made me a shitty breakfast burrito with tator-tots, what a waste of time.

vollmerized by J-Rocks-Dizzle October 4, 2007

Volterra 

1. A town in the Tuscany region of Italy.
2. An important location in the Twilight series; what the Volturi (big boss royal family of vampires) call home.

"We have to go to Volterra to save Edward because he's too tragically romantic for his own good and it'll be the death of him (haha--he's already dead)."

Volterra by puffinmuffin. January 18, 2009

Vollmer 

A vulgar person who has no morals and is a complete waste of life

Catherine tried to be appropriate, but she was such a vollmer that it didn’t make much of a difference.

Vollmer by Cswolvesknowmore January 6, 2019

nine-volter 

A girl so fit that you'd go down on her first thing on a one-nighter regardless of her having a shower or not or how many piss-stops she's had during the night while out clubbing/on the lash. Derived from the same burning reaction you get from placing a nine volt battery on your tongue as what you get from going down on an unwashed beaver.

Look at her over there, is she a nine-volter or what?

(other possible uses are upping the voltage to say a 24volter if she's way up there, or likening her to a car battery)

nine-volter by savageYfronts October 22, 2006

vollmer 

god someone who is very, very boss. they can do whatever, whenever. the absolute best.

woah, tom just deff. proved hes a vollmer.

vollmer by kayyyyy April 26, 2008