one who speaks little english, has bronze tan and is often found in a wal-mart. vitalies often posses a green thumb. they have a knack for getting dirty and picking cucumbers. But not to use as toys.
(girl1)OMG did you see that guy at wal-mart,

(girl2) yes! he had a vitalie bronze tan!
by samantha1171 October 1, 2010
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I married a Vitali.
by karpro February 5, 2010
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Vitali

A thick MAN, he is known to be handy. He loves to have fun and laugh. He can be rude, but very apologetic, understanding and romantic. You can't forget he's a ladies man girls go crazy over him! Girls can't help but stare in to his eyes or look at his unforgiving plump lips.
Girl 1: omg Vitali coming! Do I look okay?
Girl 2: his lips, so nice!!

Random guy thinking: why can't I be Vitali? All the girls want him, even if they don't know him.
by Imouttie! December 21, 2017
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Vitali is a Russian name.
1) Ok, for lame or retarded people I'll spell it:
That's V for Victor, I for India, T for Tom, A for alpha, L for limo, I for India. V-I-T-A-L-I, Vitali.

2) Perverts envy Vitali. Please ignore these losers.

by ihadalistoffive January 26, 2009
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A genius. To call Vitaly's understanding of the world "above-average" is an insult. Omniscient is more like it.
Compared to Vitaly, everyone is retarded.
by Mohammed Ahmed Shamhammed February 28, 2006
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Used when talking about something you are unable to explain; Also used regarding something crazy that leaves you at a loss for words.
“That’s kinda Vitalious”
“Bro I was so confused what a Vitalious moment
by The “Vitalious” June 30, 2022
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