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If you had a phone and played mobile games for quite some years, you will understand mobile ads are crap, for 1 they have captions that are pointless or there to fill the screen, stuff like ''mom vs dad'' or ''i bet 0.0001 will beat game'' and uselessly have apple emojis. 2 most of the time there advertising is ''scape games'' there about getting a man out of a dangerous situation or getting loot from a chest, most of the time they fail by the 3rd screen , 3 ''interactive ads'' on paper there somewhat cool, letting a person try the game out before installing, but barley do jack shit and send you to the app store or google play store. Fuck Mobile Ads hopefully they get ''better'' in the following future.
''i BeT 1 pErCeNt Of pEpOlE wIlI bEaT'' Jimmy was cringed out by the Mobile Ads.
by Darnville February 22, 2021
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Nokia Phones are literally indestructible, i used a hammer, a drill, a fucking blade saw, but it didn't work.
JImmy's has 3985 nokia phones, non are indestructible.
by Darnville February 4, 2021
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The Controller that crabs use perfectly. (n64 controller)
Jimmy's hands are twisted in knots from playing on a n64 controller.
by Darnville February 10, 2021
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Ryan's Toy Reviews the money machine.
Ryan's Toy Review is Mr. Krabs
by Darnville March 23, 2021
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when your pp so smoll you imagination grows 20 tetrameters.
Jimmy has a smoll pp big imagination.
by Darnville April 24, 2021
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The Virtual Boy Released in August 1995, was infamous for having headaches or potential seizures, it lasted until March 1996, making it the shortest lived console by Nintendo
Jimmy's playing on the virtual boy, he's having a stroke and puking blood
by Darnville January 29, 2021
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