Virgin Mind 

Where someone is totally naive and simplistic about almost every situation from world poverty to elephant ears such as a virgin is about having sex for the first time as they want it to be perfect and amazing.

Doug: Hey, what do you think about going to India?

Jess: I really want to go to India because the elephants are really big and have nicer ears than elephants at the zoo.

Doug: Wow, you have such a virgin mind about travelling.

Virgin Mind by buttmonkeycockell March 31, 2013

Mind Virgin 

When one person has little or no knowledge of sexual innuendos. Thus being a Virgin to the matter. Has nothing to do whether the person is an actual virgin or not.

Laura: Hah! It's magic!
Connie: No, it's Tori's legs.
Laura: Ewww xD
Connie: NO I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!!
Jenn: What?
Tori: Jenn, you're such a Mind Virgin.

Mind Virgin by NotAMindVirgin July 10, 2011