Virgin Birth 

n. colloquial meaning knocked up, also, Cockeney Rhyming Slang for Collin Firth.

My daughter's never had sex, it's going to be a virgin birth!

That scene where Virgin goes swimming in his shirt makes me wet in the pant.

Virgin Birth by Joble June 18, 2007

Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth

When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.

Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.

No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!

Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009

Birthday Virgin 

(Birth,day-ver,jin): Refering to one who has not experienced sexual intercourse on the same date as their birth.

JAMIE: "Ooo!!! Girl I'm excited!"

ANNA: "'Bout what?"

JAMIE: "Darrick's birthday!"

ANNA: "Girl, we already went to the party."

JAMIE: "I know, but Darrick invited me back to his place after it all sizzled down. We 'gon get our birthday sex on! It 'gon be special!

ANNA: "And what is so special about having sex for the 2-hundreth time?"

JAMIE: "Giiiirl, he a birthday virgin!"

Birthday Virgin by Todd Rikil July 6, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012