| 1. | tie-kuan-do-me | ||
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Tie-kuan-do-me is a form of foreplay where the male preforms taekwondo moves in the air while shirtless. Making many "tough sounds". Tie-kuan-do-me is most effective when the male performer is small and frail. Grossly obese males can also use this move but please be sure not to strike your partner with the flying fat. It is the most commonly overlooked foreplay move in the male foreplay manual. Jill- Amber how did your date go with Tim last night.
Amber- It was amazing Jill- Why? Amber- Well dinner was great he took me McDonald's then back to the hotel where he used the Tie-kuan-do-me foreplay method. Jill- That always makes me wet. Amber- Me too I just cant keep my panties one once the tie-kuan-do-me starts |
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| 2. | your mom makes me juicy | ||
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basically one of the low lying peons of crude humor, usually the reciever of this insult is void of a comeback due to the simplicity, or stupidity of the remark. "Kiwi, man your mom makes me juicy."
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| 3. | show me your flow chart | ||
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1) When you ask a hot girl of sexual prowess to also prove her intellectual worth.
2) When you demand a reveal her pubic hair. 3) a reference to those with a fetish for schematic representations of algorithms. 1) "Yo, show me your flow chart. Lets see if your speech is as clever as your vulva."
2) "Show me that wild flow chart!" 3) "Bring your flow chart to bed, baby. You know how vector-based data flow makes me wet." |
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| 4. | swimming | ||
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swimming makes me wet wow, I just went swimming and that water was so wet!
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| 5. | Callum | ||
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Callum is a Gaelic. : Disciple of Saint Columba. The name means of kings of Scotland.
The perfect man! Any women lucky enough to have one in her life, and should be forever grateful. They are known to be an amazing kissers. And are sensitive to a womens needs,wants and desires. Callum will make any women feel like a Queen. They always know just what to say to a women. They are full of passion. They are caring, thoughtful,romantic,cute,funny,amazing kissers,adorable,sensual,intelligent,erotic,handsome,always a gentlemen, will always put a smile on your face, great personality, and sexy as hell. The only downside to knowing a Callum is you will not be able to resist him. Just looking into his eyes will have you hooked instantly. Just the thought of his gentle touch over your body, will have you so turned on, making your pussy so hot and wet, and horny, leaving a burning desire to have him right then and there. Your lips will be begging to taste every inch of his body. However, when taught properly a Callum can make for a great man servant. |
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| 6. | the sex | ||
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1. Hot.
2. Someone worth fucking. 4. Someone that makes you cream your pants. Jimmy makes me wet. He is the sex.
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| 7. | u2 | ||
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U2 is just a DECENT band.
they aren't "the bestest band ever like omg!!1!!! and bono is like SO0oo00o hot, thinking of him and his charitable work makes me wet my pants." sorry. they're OK. their music just simply isn't THAT amazing. try listening to some led zeppelin. and no, i won't call them stupid for the uno...dos...tres...catorce, thing. but i don't get why they just didn't count in english anyway? and bono, you as one man with big glasses can't save the entire world. my friend: "yeah, my mom wanted to get rolling stones tickets but i turned her down and now we're going to U2."
me: "......you fucking idiot." |
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