A man that shelters his homosexual erotic desires so well in the shadows of hollywood he can openly torture heterosexual men by portraying a pea eyed turkey neck goblin, capible of snatching your girl right out from underneath you.
Dont be such a Vin Diesel, save some pussy for the rest of us.
Do you like woman or do you just Vin Diesel?
Do you like woman or do you just Vin Diesel?
by jayrock888 April 18, 2019
by weezy daniels November 12, 2007
So this crazy chick kept texting requests for pictures so I broke out the sharpie and gave her the Vin Diesel.
by Kitty'sBitch April 6, 2012
A slightly parodic side character in a comic called Cordeval by Amelie Belcher, self-proclaimed "professional" art school drop out.
His first appearance in the comic, to my knowledge, was in "Jeeesssuuusss", where she complains about her experience with what seems like an overly Christian/Catholic community, thus creating the slight parody of Vin Diesel Jesus.
Creator Amelie usually brings VDJ around for a reappearance when she's ether making a joke on Christianity or something that happens to be just plain ludacris.
Amelie states several times in her comics that VDJ is for parady and humor purposes, and she doesn't mean for him to offend anyone. At the same time, she even takes those opportunities to make more jokes about the uproar and chaos that is due to VDJ, and she basically outright says how she doesn't care about the hate-mail she gets because of him.
Comics and appearances by VDJ can be found throughout Cordeval's Archives and it's many subcategories. As of yet, I haven't figured out how to check up on old 'weekly comics' so I'm not entirely sure if Amelie continues daily use of VDJ.
His first appearance in the comic, to my knowledge, was in "Jeeesssuuusss", where she complains about her experience with what seems like an overly Christian/Catholic community, thus creating the slight parody of Vin Diesel Jesus.
Creator Amelie usually brings VDJ around for a reappearance when she's ether making a joke on Christianity or something that happens to be just plain ludacris.
Amelie states several times in her comics that VDJ is for parady and humor purposes, and she doesn't mean for him to offend anyone. At the same time, she even takes those opportunities to make more jokes about the uproar and chaos that is due to VDJ, and she basically outright says how she doesn't care about the hate-mail she gets because of him.
Comics and appearances by VDJ can be found throughout Cordeval's Archives and it's many subcategories. As of yet, I haven't figured out how to check up on old 'weekly comics' so I'm not entirely sure if Amelie continues daily use of VDJ.
Amelie - 'So, from now on in my head the part of Jesus will be played by Vin Diesel. IE, Vin Diesel Jesus.'
Little Girl - "Jesus loves you~!"
Amelie - "Sweet..."
Little Girl - "Jesus loves you~!"
Amelie - "Sweet..."
by dk love j00 May 16, 2007
Another name for a turd that clogs the toilet due to its massive size. Its name derives from the fact that it stinks and is not well received by those who see it.
Everyone was mad after seeing the Vin Diesel film because it smells awful and no one can use the bathroom.
by RockinTheFro August 8, 2007
Normal person: No Vin Diesel, you won’t survive that, that breaks the laws of physics!!!
Vin Diesel: Because Family
Vin Diesel: Because Family
by stupendisss July 11, 2021
by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021