after one has acquired an erection and is desperate to make it unnoticeable, or gone, they put there penis in the Vietnamese chokehold, this is where you take your penis and position it so that is is pointing towards your belly button make it so that the girth of it is firmly restrained by the belt line, making it unnoticeable. the act of doing this can also cut off circulation, difusing the blood quickly. getting rid of the erection quickly and easily.
adam:so the other day in gym class i popped one, do you know what i did
Doug: What could you have done adam? everyone hates gym class randoms.
Adam: well i pulled a Vietnamese chokehold, cured it right up.
Doug: Cool story bro, tell it again sometime!
Doug: What could you have done adam? everyone hates gym class randoms.
Adam: well i pulled a Vietnamese chokehold, cured it right up.
Doug: Cool story bro, tell it again sometime!
by doug_nd_adam December 22, 2011
A condom that has been washed and reused several times.
Originating from the news headline of a factory collecting used condoms, boiling them, and packaging them as new.
Originating from the news headline of a factory collecting used condoms, boiling them, and packaging them as new.
Don't fuck her she's like a Vietnamese condom.
by b@dch0ices October 23, 2020
by CharlieIndaTrees November 29, 2020
An insult describing how someone or something smells typically to describe that distinct smell of a V market
by Gabesta99 September 15, 2020
While you and your partner have sex, your girl bends her legs over her body, revealing her vagina, and then you stick it in and constantly do 360-degree rotations.
by lil pulp December 6, 2017
by Otab February 6, 2007
A sex maneuver in which one partner spreads the other partner and proceeds to smear the butter. Immediately after, the vegetables and the meat are inserted within the buns. Finally, the climax occurs when the sandwich is devoured.
My name is Hangbo I duh horny for Aaron Cha. Thus, I gave my partner a Vietnamese sandwich. He especially enjoyed the butter that I smeared all over his face and he also enjoyed the vegetables and meat that I inserted in his buns.
by sexymania October 7, 2011