When you lay next to a guy and place your left foot over his body close enough to his dick. Place the back of your knee on his dick (make sure he has a semi) grip the dick with your leg and stroke up and down. This is called the Vice Grip.

We were cuddling last night and I accidentally Vice Gripped him.

Vice Grip by Jestacy June 5, 2014

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Vice-Grip

Also known as "The Human Flesh-light", the "Vice-Grip" was invented.. and perfected, by a Canadian punk band called "Vices, live in 3D!"

What it consists of, is grabbing the girl, (Or guy, whichever is closer), tightly by the throat with both hands and thrusting the receiver balls-deep down the shaft of one's penis, repeatedly, much like you would with a Flesh-light. But you need a Vice-like grip to really get the job done!

"Hey Joe, did you give that girl the old vice-grip last night?"
"Obviously! I love The Human Flesh-light. It's like masturbating with company!"
"Hell yeah!"
"But she suffocated and now I have this corpse in my bed."
"METH!"

Vice-Grip by Jacob Haggard December 2, 2011

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balls in a vice-grip

1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.

2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.

1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.

balls in a vice-grip by JJ November 25, 2003

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balls in a vice grip

When a man is under extreme stress or pressure, usually from a female, due to a mistake or deadline.

Damn, my girl has my *balls in a vice grip* because I cheated on her.

balls in a vice grip by Devil421 November 26, 2003

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