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Vermicious Knid 

NOUN: A fictional extremely aggressive extraterrestrial lifeform that's spoken about in "Charlie And The Great Glass Elevator"
It's origins are the fictional planet of "Vermes" that's 53,100,000,000km (32,994,810,307 miles) away from our sun.
"Oh no, A vermicious kind!" said an astronaut before being brutally devoured by one.
"While The Shlarps were exploring the galaxy, they encountered a Vermicious Knid group that was their inevitable end"
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Vermicious Knid 

a fictitious creature from the book "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" by Roald Dahl. used to define any undefinable creature that would do any undefinable thing.
Oh look, a Vermicious Knid.
What the fuck is that?
I have no idea, but if you want to sound like an idiot saying something no one knows or cares about, that's what it is.

Vermicious Knid 

During intercourse in a bed, partner #1 pulls the corners of the elastic banded bed sheet off the bed and pulls it up over partner #2, trapping them. They are then dragged on the floor and spun around so the sheet is twisted shut. While they try to get out, #1 furiously masterbates before climaxing at the same time #2 emerges. Partner 1 then yells “Charlie, lookout, it’s a Vermicious Knid!” as they cum on the other person, who is forced to hide back under the sheet.
“I gave Stacy a Vermicious Knid last night!”

“Joe let me give him a Vermicious Knid and he took 5 hours to escape!”

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016